So what is a day in the life of a UFC Fighter like? They can get up whenever they want and none of them ever practice. Let us go through a typical day of a UFC Fighter .

First you wake up at probably one in the afternoon, because you were up all night partying with your friends, who also happen to be lazy dumb fighters like yourself.

Next it is time to take your morning poop! How fun. You sit on the toliet for a good twenty minutes before you realize you might have pooed in your bed! Oh nooos!!

Next it’s time for breakfast. And reguardless of what other people think, fighters’ breakfasts are not healthy! You decide to eat a strip of raw bacon with peanut butter. While you are eating breakfast and slowly killing yourself as well, you decide to go on the computer and check up some websites’ UFC predictions for your upcoming event. Aww how sad, everyone think’s you’ll lose! And they would be absolutely right! GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND GO TO THE GYM YOU OAF!

Sooo you finally make it to the gym and start doing your palates or whatever it is you do, and half way through you feel a knot in your stomach. Big surprise fatty!! Could it be that raw bacon and peanut butter perhaps? Maybee. But then you remember… maybe I didn’t poo in my bed after all! Uh oh, you try to run to the gym bathroom but can’t make it. LOSERRR